A drunk man stumbles upon a baptism on Sunday down by the river. He walks down into the water and stands next to the Preacher.

The old preacher stops his sermon, turns and notices the drunk and says, "Mister, Are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk looks back and says, "You bet!... I sure am!"

The preacher then grabs the man by the shoulders and dunks the fellow under the water. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.

"No, I didn't!" said the drunk. The old preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"

"No, I did not."  The old preacher is getting mad now.  He holds the drunk under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My Good man, have you found Jesus yet?"

The old drunk wipes his eyes and asks the preacher... "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"