An old woman was at the hospital due to bouts of explosive diarrhea.  While sleeping, she soiled her sheets terribly.  Being embarrassed beyond all rational though, she snatched up the sheets and threw them out of the window.

Below a drunk just happened by that very window.  The soiled sheets fell on his head and he began to thrash and curse and punch at the air.  The sheets landed in a pile at his feet.

Seeing all of this, a security guard approached the drunk.  Barely able to control his laugher, he asks the poor inebriate just what he thought he was doing.  The drunk slurs, "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost!"

The Greene County Bar Association will meet for a social gathering at "The Pub" at the Greene in Beavercreek, Ohio.  The honorees for the event are Judge Hurley, his staff at the Domestic Relations Court and any attorney and/or parallegal the practices family law.  The festivities begin at 5:30pm.  Please join us.

Find out more about the Greene County Bar Association at: www.greenecountybar.org