Here are the top ten HANGOVER CURES from the good folks at www.Hungover.net.

	SEE THE DOCTOR Our local doctor writes, "As a lay MD, I prescribe for you head-holding sorry lot, 500-1000 mgs aspirin, a rehydrating sports drink like Gatorade, and one 25 mg Dramamine (Dimenhydrinate) tablet which will drive vertigo, nausea, and Satan himself from yer gulliver."
	PAPILION STYLE We like Papilion's style. He says "lots of fresh home made orange juice (usually 3 oranges and 1 lemon) then a nice long shower and then lots of sex :)"
	EXCEDRIN MIGRAINE Caset Rae reckons "the miracle cure is Excedrin Migraine. Its got a little bit of caffeine, pain reliever and anti-nausea medicine. It'll have you feeling better in 30 min."
	MONKEY BUSINESS Ronan from Ireland says, "eat a bananna as they contain potassium which is guaranteed to revitalise your body after a heavy session."
	COLLECT THE CAPS Bill from Bondi, Australia says, "When I'm out on the squirt I take the top from every beer I drink and put it in my pocket. When I get home i count the caps and that's how many glasses of water I gotta get through. Works even better when you're seeing double."
	PEDIALITE POPSICLES Improving on Pedialite is Mr Drunk C. Bum. "Pedialite works great but it tastes awful. Try Pedialite Popsicles. They taste better, have the same effect and work just as quickly. It's also easier to keep the ice down when you are feeling sick and it's nice and cold to help your pounding head."
	SECRET WOMENS' BUSINESS Michelle Hebert, from Houston in Texas, has a cracker idea. She says "Premium P.M.S. pills work within 20-25 minutes. They cure a headache, nausia, diarrea, and light headedness. I'm not sure what it will do to the guys, but it works wonders for women."
	SWEAT IT OUT Paavo says, "Here in Finland, many people say that taking a nice, long and hot sauna session kicks the H.O away." Follow up with a massage and spa.
	THE 5 MINUTE CHALLENGE Crazy Monkey Man says: "My trick for not getting a hungover is to drink at least 5-6 full glasses of water when i'm at my most drunk, right before I pass out. This way I'm not dehydrated, and I enjoy seeing how many glasses of water I can drink in under 5 minutes."
	CALL A PARAMEDIC Ann Cash is lucky. She's a paramedic and she says, "when I've been out all night on a drunken adventure we practice our IV skills on one another and fill up with some IV fluid! Great on the rehydrating scale, but bad on the pain scale, especially when you miss the vein! You can completely rehydrate yourself within one hour!" If only we had access to such advanced hangover technology.