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View Article  Charles Rowland Responds to Smear

On March 17, 2008, the KBA PAC reached an all-time low.  Someone posing as me went onto an unmonitored blog-site run by the Dayton Daily News and made vile, juvenile, hurtful statements.  It was obviously an attempt to personally insult me as most of the statements were derogatory in nature.  Most of the insults were directed at me.  Any thinking person could see that these posts were not done by me and as soon as the Dayton Daily News found out about this incident, the bogus posts were removed.  The KBA-PAC, however, chose to send these messages as true postings made by me in an attempt to smear and embarrass. 

 

I want to make this clear:  I have never posted a message on the Dayton Daily News site and the offending blog posts were not made by me.  I have requested that the Dayton Daily News do an investigation to see who made these posts.

 

What we are left with is one of two possibilities.  Either the KBA leadership lacks the mental acuity to discern these were mean-spirited posts designed to insult me, or they don’t care about the truth and wish only to spin the story to smear a political opponent.  Having been on the receiving end of seven-plus years of this treatment, I have come to conclude that truth is the last thing the KBA- PAC is concerned with.  Nevertheless, I have never sunk to the level of responding…until now.

 

This is a dirty type of politics that has been unknown in Beavercreek prior to the KBA-PACs arrival.  Despite running one of the most vitriolic races in recent history, not one KBA-endorsed candidate was elected.  They have now resorted to personal insult and politics by sucker-punch.  I, for one, think that Beavercreek has grown tired of their game and that this latest trick should provide further proof of their failed agenda.  How long are we going to give people like this credibility?  Beavercreek is better than this! 

 

Charles M. Rowland II

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View Article  Need a Hangover Cure? (www.hungover.net)

Here are the top ten HANGOVER CURES from the good folks at www.Hungover.net.

SEE THE DOCTOR
Our local doctor writes, "As a lay MD, I prescribe for you head-holding sorry lot, 500-1000 mgs aspirin, a rehydrating sports drink like Gatorade, and one 25 mg Dramamine (Dimenhydrinate) tablet which will drive vertigo, nausea, and Satan himself from yer gulliver."
PAPILION STYLE
We like Papilion's style. He says "lots of fresh home made orange juice (usually 3 oranges and 1 lemon) then a nice long shower and then lots of sex :)"
EXCEDRIN MIGRAINE
Caset Rae reckons "the miracle cure is Excedrin Migraine. Its got a little bit of caffeine, pain reliever and anti-nausea medicine. It'll have you feeling better in 30 min."
MONKEY BUSINESS
Ronan from Ireland says, "eat a bananna as they contain potassium which is guaranteed to revitalise your body after a heavy session."
COLLECT THE CAPS
Bill from Bondi, Australia says, "When I'm out on the squirt I take the top from every beer I drink and put it in my pocket. When I get home i count the caps and that's how many glasses of water I gotta get through. Works even better when you're seeing double."
PEDIALITE POPSICLES
Improving on Pedialite is Mr Drunk C. Bum. "Pedialite works great but it tastes awful. Try Pedialite Popsicles. They taste better, have the same effect and work just as quickly. It's also easier to keep the ice down when you are feeling sick and it's nice and cold to help your pounding head."
SECRET WOMENS' BUSINESS
Michelle Hebert, from Houston in Texas, has a cracker idea. She says "Premium P.M.S. pills work within 20-25 minutes. They cure a headache, nausia, diarrea, and light headedness. I'm not sure what it will do to the guys, but it works wonders for women."
SWEAT IT OUT
Paavo says, "Here in Finland, many people say that taking a nice, long and hot sauna session kicks the H.O away." Follow up with a massage and spa.
THE 5 MINUTE CHALLENGE
Crazy Monkey Man says: "My trick for not getting a hungover is to drink at least 5-6 full glasses of water when i'm at my most drunk, right before I pass out. This way I'm not dehydrated, and I enjoy seeing how many glasses of water I can drink in under 5 minutes."
CALL A PARAMEDIC
Ann Cash is lucky. She's a paramedic and she says, "when I've been out all night on a drunken adventure we practice our IV skills on one another and fill up with some IV fluid! Great on the rehydrating scale, but bad on the pain scale, especially when you miss the vein! You can completely rehydrate yourself within one hour!" If only we had access to such advanced hangover technology.