An attorney is sitting in his office late one night, when Satan suddenly appears before him. The Devil tells the lawyer, "Have I got a deal for you! You will win every case you try. Your clients will adore you. Your colleagues will be in awe of you, and , of course, you will make more money thsn you can ever spend. All I want in exchange in return is your eternal soul."

The lawyer thinks for a moment, then asks, "So, what's the catch?"