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View Article  WHAT DOES A "LANES OF TRAVEL" CHARGE MEAN?

Ohio Revised Code sec. 4511.25 Lanes of travel upon roadways of sufficient width.

(A) Upon all roadways of sufficient width, ...   more »

View Article  PROSECUTOR GETS JAIL FOR GAMESMANSHIP!

(CNN) -- Embattled former district attorney Mike Nifong was held in criminal contempt of court and sentenced to one day ...   more »

View Article  Friday Beer Quote
As explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
View Article  "They got their meat back"

As a young attorney it was customary to take appointed cases.  The theory is that you gain much needed experience and learn how to handle clients.  As you can imagine, most of the hardened criminal types have much more experience than their young attorney.  Moreover, they have almost nothing to lose and like to take impossible cases to the brink of trial to see if the "deal" gets any better.  Sometimes they are right.  I loved the time I spent as an appointed attorney and learned a great deal. Here is a typical conversation that takes place at the jail the night before trial:

ME: "But they have you on video from two angles shoving the meat down your pants."

DEFENDANT: "I don't give a shit, they can't prove that I'm the guy on the camera."

ME: "That would be a valid defense if you weren't detained by the store security guard.  The same guard that arrested you last time you stole from this store."

DEFENDANT: "He's a prick who just wants to see me rot in jail."

ME: "You confessed to him and unloaded the meat on his desk."

DEFENDANT: "I was coerced! Why can't we get his records. He's done this to other people."

ME: "He seemed ok to me.  All he wanted was restitution for the meat."

DEFENDANT:  "Why should I pay restitution.  They got their meat back."

ME: "If you go to trial and lose you'll get extra time in jail."

DEFENDANT: "It's not me hot shot... it's us.  I get the jail time and you get the loss.  Besides, it's winter and they are about to shut off my heat."

 

View Article  www.ROADBLOCK.org
    Introduction

    This unique site, dedicated to the subject (and elimination) of roadblocks on public streets, roads and highways, is sponsored ...   more »

View Article  www.beartraps.com
If you are planning a late-summer vacation with the family, you might want to check out BEARTRAPS.com.  This awesome site allows you to search your route for when and where you might encounter a "smokey".  Given that Ohio is the top state for getting a ticket, you should really take precautions. (See previous articles).  If you have your beartraps.com route plan, a good radar detector and some good tunes, it may just be the best trip yet.  So do you take RADAR LOVE or the theme from SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT?
View Article  Some Studies

References

Alobaid, TA. Hill DW. Payne JP. "Significance of variations in blood: breath partition coefficient or alcohol." British Medical Journal. ...   more »

View Article  Confucius Say...Beer Quote of the Week

"An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger, or a beer."


-Confucius

View Article  What do I do after my case to protect my license?

Dealing with the Ohio Bureau of Motor Vehicles can be a nightmare. So, you will want to avoid problems before ...   more »

View Article  SPEEDING: Can you challenge laser/radar?

There are various types of challenges that can be levied against a laser and/or radar speed detection devise.  A great ...   more »

View Article  How do I subpoena records from the BMV?

To obtain authenticated driver record from BMV send a subpoena duces tecum to: Ohio BMV, P.O. Box 16583, Columbus, Ohio, 43216. You can accomplish the same result by filing a records request filing BMV form 1173.

View Article  Traffic Rule 3

Traffic Rule 3(C) provides for the Ohio Uniform Traffic Ticket (O.U.T.T. or citation), which is the charging instrument used in OVI traffic cases.  …A more recent case, Toledo v. Weber, (Mun. Ct. 1997), 87 Ohio Misc.2d 26, 688 N.E.2d 1146, has come to the conclusion – that an OVI charge can only be commenced by the filing of an O.U.T.T.  (taken from Ohio Driving Under the Influence Law, (2005 ed., Painter) page 25.

 

 

View Article  The OH-Really Factor

Fox News' Bill O'Reilly offers up an 'expert' to claim that pink pistol-packing lesbian gangs are terrorizing the nation

View Article  Who Killed JFK?

"But for those seeking the truth, the facts are incontrovertible.  They can be tested against credible testimony, documents, and the latest scientific advances.  Chasing shadows on the grassy knoll will never substitute for real history.  Lee Harvey Oswald, driven by his own twisted and impenetrable furies was the only assassi at Dealey Plaza on November 22, 1963.  To say otherwise, in light of the overwhelming evidence, is to absolve a man with blood on his hands, and to mock the President he killed." 

From: Case Closed by Gerald Posner

View Article  Clarence Darrow Quote of the Week

"Common experience shows how much rarer is moral courage than physical bravery. A thousand men will march to the mouth of the cannon where one man will dare espouse an unpopular cause . . . True courage and manhood come from the consciousness of the right attitude toward the world, the faith in one's purpose, and the sufficiency of one's own approval as a justification for one's own acts."
—Clarence Darrow, Resist Not Evil

 

View Article  Prima facie speed case decided by Ohio Supremes

Ticket for ‘Prima facie’ Speeding Violation Does Not Require Finding that Speed Too Fast for Conditions

2006-0824. Bellville v. Kieffaber, ...   more »

View Article  Court Rules Child Pornography Laws Constitutional, Clarifies Burden of Proof that Real Child Is Depicted

State v. Tooley, 2007-Ohio-3698.
Opinion: http://www.supremecourtofohio.gov/rod/newpdf/0/2007/2007-Ohio-3698.pdf

(July 25, 2007) The Supreme Court of Ohio held today that two Ohio child ...   more »

View Article  Drive Right/Pass Left

I received the following question on the phone recently. "Mr. Rowland, I was driving with my girlfriend this weekend.  We passed a police officer while I was in the left lane of I-675 (no other cars around) and she freaked.  She swore that driving in the left lane is illegal unless your passing. Who's right?"

Ohio follows the Uniform Vehicle Code and requires drivers to be in the right lane if they are going slower than the normal speed of traffic regardless of the posted speed limit.  Your girlfriend is probably from some of the more enlightened states which have adopted laws forbidding travel in the left lane unless passing or turning left. A chart of state laws on this topic can be found here: http://www.driverightpassleft.com/laws/index.asp

As with most things you are technically correct, but your girlfriend is philosophically correct.  Ohio Revised Code section 4511.25 permits you to drive in the left lane.  But common sense and decency requires you to use the right lane in case someone who is driving faster comes up behind you.  With no other cars on the road get over! 

For a wonderful discussion of this issue, please visit www.driverightpassleft.com, a sight dedicated to getting slower cars to pull to the right.

View Article  Binge drinkers prefer beer

By MIKE STOBBE, AP Medical Writer Tue Aug 7, 12:23 AM ET

ATLANTA - Binge drinkers are more likely to ...   more »

View Article  The Constitutional DUI Exception (5th Amendment)

"But I thought I had a right against self-incrimination," the very bright college student said to me as we were discussing his arrest for DUI (nka OVI).  "Why do I have to take a chemical test if I know it will incriminate me?" "Well,"  I said, "the Fifth Amendment does not apply to DUIs." The look of disbelief still firmly in place he pulls a copy of the constitution given to him at orientation and reads the plain language from the Bill of Rights. "How can they get around that?"  The answer can be found at South Dakota v. Neville 459 U.S. 553 (1983), wherein the court held "the admission into evidence of a defendant's refusal to submit to a blood-alcohol test does not offend his Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination. A refusal to take such a test, after a police officer has lawfully requested it, is not an act coerced by the officer, and thus is not protected by the privilege against self-incrimination. The offer of taking the test is clearly legitimate and becomes no less legitimate when the State offers a second option of refusing the test, with the attendant penalties for making that choice. Pp. 558-564.  It would not be fundamentally unfair in violation of due process to use respondent's refusal to take the blood-alcohol test as evidence of guilt, even though the police failed to warn him that the refusal could be used against him at trial.  Such failure to warn was not the sort of implicit promise to forgo use of evidence that would unfairly "trick" respondent if the evidence were later offered against him at trial. Pp. 564-566." (from syllabus)

This is just one of many cases treating DUI differently than other criminal cases.  One of the main purposes of this blog is to ask the over-arching question "IS THIS FAIR?"  My answer is no, and that is one reason that I practice DUI law.

 

View Article  Lawyer Joke of the Week
An attorney is sitting in his office late one night, when Satan suddenly appears before him. The Devil tells the lawyer, "Have I got a deal for you! You will win every case you try. Your clients will adore you. Your colleagues will be in awe of you, and , of course, you will make more money thsn you can ever spend. All I want in exchange in return is your eternal soul."

The lawyer thinks for a moment, then asks, "So, what's the catch?"

View Article  It's Time for a DUI Specialization
The American Bar Association recognizes a specialty for DUI attorneys, so do about half of the States.  Why not Ohio?  ...   more »
View Article  SPEED KILLS (YOUR WALLET) from Yahoo News

Tue Jul 31, 7:56 PM ET

The Sneaky War on American Motorists

NEW YORK--It was a beautiful afternoon in early ...   more »