Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Veronica Corningstone: Really.
Ron Burgundy: People know me.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, I'm very happy for you.
Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Yesterday (March 8) and today (March 9) I am attending the Ohio Academy of Criminal Defense Lawyers Advanced DUI Seminar.  This seminar is great because of the participation of some of the country's best DUI attorneys (Jim Nesci, Arizona; Bruce Kapsak, California; Lenny Stamm, Maryland/DC).  The event is co-sponsored by the National College for DUI Defense and counts as one of their national conferences.  If you are in need of an attorney who continually hones his craft please call Charles M. Rowland II, 937-879-9542 or 1-888-ROWLAND.