Chicago- Who cannot empathize with 29 year old Madin Azad Amin?  Mr. Amin was boarding a flight to Turkey with his mother when customs officials notcied something suspicious in his baggage.  The commotion drew the attention of his mother.  Rather than admit that the item was a penis pump Mr. Amin said the first thing that came to mind (and the last thing he should have said). "Oh, that's a bomb!"  He later admitted to lying about the object to avoid being humiliated in front of his kindly mother.  He has been charged with felony disorderly conduct and faces up to three years in prison.